Criminal Justice 101
Dinner table conversation: The 8-year-old decares: Probably, there are more criminals in the US and England and China and Japan than anywhere else. China is where most things are made. Dad: Why the US? 8y.o.: The US is just such a big country and a big chunk of that is New York with, you know, all those cat-burglers and such. Dad: Why Japan? 8yo: Japan has all the Ninjas. Dad: And England? 8yo: I just think they would have a lot of robbers with all that jewelry. Mom: Excuse me, I have to type this up before I forget it...